trust me, people, this doesn't work

[fittzwm]

Don't hide the fact you haven't bathed in ages with ungodly amounts of fragrance. Vile body odour with roses is still vile body odour.

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[courtierka.livejournal.com]

And is in fact even worse!

[krazyfiberkat.livejournal.com]

It sounds like you had a day.

[fittzwm.livejournal.com]

The clientelle at my neighbourhood post office can be rather interesting.

[the-thread-lady.livejournal.com]

eeewwuuuuuuu!!!!

Don't know which reek would be worse - BO or Too Much Bad Perfume,
Together is just unimaginable.

[derekl1963.livejournal.com]

You should have smelled some of the customers I had at the bookstore...

[fittzwm.livejournal.com]

There was a tv ad a number of years ago for Lysol. Kinds went like this -
'Mom, last night's fish STINKS'
"It's okay, honey. Let me spray this chemical faux flower bomb and it will all go away'
"EEWWW, now it stinks like fish and rotted roses!"

and....

[kara-viking.livejournal.com]

Mean and funny is still funny... LOVE YOU!