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Dear God, what is that smell??!!
Oct. 18th, 2009 11:33 amIt's the dog smelling like, well, a dog in rainy season. Seeing as he spends most of his time free-range indoors with his humans, we can't have that. So I gave Malcolm the Super Model a bath and he is now much more pleasant company.
I say 'super model' in this context: he is tall, beautiful, neurotic, thrives on praise and is insecure. Enough is never enough.
Anyone who says "aw, poor Malcolm" will get to bathe him the next time he rolls in something aromatic.
I say 'super model' in this context: he is tall, beautiful, neurotic, thrives on praise and is insecure. Enough is never enough.
Anyone who says "aw, poor Malcolm" will get to bathe him the next time he rolls in something aromatic.
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