Being the adventures of a historic recreationist

OMG!!!! My dog is driving me up a fucking tree! I can't turn around without his nose up my ass. I have tripped over him at least four or five times in the last 15 minutes. Now, as I sit at the computer, He is trying to crawl under my chair. For those who have not met him, he is a mutant 62 pound border collie. He is not fat, but rather very tall and leggy. I don't know if the weather shift has got him extra-edgy, or is he just a PITA?!??