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fittzwm ([personal profile] fittzwm) wrote2009-06-02 08:12 pm
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Please, I am begging you...


If you or Little Junior are sick and/or contagious, PLEASE STAY HOME. I am not assured by your assumptions that just because your nurse/midwife/witch doctor/the internet said you / Little Junior are okay as long as you are not oozing pus/coughing/speaking in tongues. Whatever ailment you or your child has, I DON"T WANT IT!!! There is no social occassion so important as to contaminate everyone in your general area with whatever virus or infection you have. Believe me, we won't think less of you for staying home. Quite the contrary.

You know who you are...

[identity profile] abrahe.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmm . . . was this at the place where we usually go this night each week?

[identity profile] krazyfiberkat.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
But my little darling shouldn't interfere with my chance to schmooze with the muckies...

[identity profile] fittzwm.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
You guys are astute.

[identity profile] lazymabel.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
You missed my most awesome bbq pork with two different homemade sauces. And I brought you a rock with a big barnacle surrounded by tiny barnacles from Camano. Missed you tonight!

[identity profile] fittzwm.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, sorry. The rock sounds really cool. And I know your pork is like butter. Mmmmm. It would go GREAT with potatoes!