fittzwm: (Malcolm)
It's the dog smelling like, well, a dog in rainy season. Seeing as he spends most of his time free-range indoors with his humans, we can't have that. So I gave Malcolm the Super Model a bath and he is now much more pleasant company. 

I say  'super model' in this context: he is tall, beautiful, neurotic, thrives on praise and is insecure. Enough is never enough. 

Anyone who says "aw, poor Malcolm" will get to bathe him the next time he rolls in something aromatic.

fittzwm: (Give-a-damn)
Don't hide the fact you haven't bathed in ages with ungodly amounts of fragrance. Vile body odour with roses is still vile body odour.

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