Jul. 2nd, 2013 12:36 pm
fittzwm: (haring)
That is the name of our new adoptee. He's a year & a half old smooth coat border collie of more normal proportions (45 pounds as opposed to Malcolm's ginormous 60 pounds). We adopted him through the Pacific Northwest BC Rescue group. He is ridiculously cute and quite the snuggle-bunny. Pictures later, I promise.
fittzwm: (Malcolm)
It's the dog smelling like, well, a dog in rainy season. Seeing as he spends most of his time free-range indoors with his humans, we can't have that. So I gave Malcolm the Super Model a bath and he is now much more pleasant company. 

I say  'super model' in this context: he is tall, beautiful, neurotic, thrives on praise and is insecure. Enough is never enough. 

Anyone who says "aw, poor Malcolm" will get to bathe him the next time he rolls in something aromatic.

fittzwm: (Malcolm)
OMG!!!! My dog is driving me up a fucking tree! I can't turn around without his nose up my ass. I have tripped over him at least four or five times in the last 15 minutes. Now, as I sit at the computer, He is trying to crawl under my chair. For those who have not met him, he is a mutant 62 pound border collie. He is not fat, but rather very tall and leggy. I don't know if the weather shift has got him extra-edgy, or is he just a PITA?!??
fittzwm: (Default)
As DOG as my witness... I CANNOT make this shit up...

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The Achiever

You've heard about this "second-place ribbon" thing, but really don’t ever plan on getting one. Not a chance. Highly competitive, you keep one eye on the Best in Show prize and one on the rest of the pack, making sure you're always at least one paw ahead. You love your family and enjoy the company you keep, but you'd trade all of them in a heartbeat for a corner office and some meaty stock options. When you're not licking your professional coat, naked skydiving and triathlons keep you entertained. You idolize the top dog and will do so until you sniff out a way to take over the company and do a little "restructuring."


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